shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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