I want to walk on stilts...naked
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I didn't notice because vodka
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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