Ambien. No doubt about it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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