I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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