haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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