peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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