oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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