Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He did a backflip because drugs
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
