your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
