Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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