sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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