Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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