new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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