Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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