we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
They took my balls.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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