Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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