only if we run a train.
done.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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