I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I should be sponsored by Trojan
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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