But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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