White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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