why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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