The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
don't judge my taste in strippers
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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