How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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