Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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