addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
