what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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