the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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