did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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