but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
