and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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