none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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