just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize