There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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