If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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