You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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