woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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