I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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