at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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