Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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