"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
nutella sex= disaster
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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