Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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