i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
this hospital has no fireball
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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