what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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