oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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