so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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