I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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