i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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