I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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