fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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