i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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