I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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