I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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