Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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