She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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