I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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