There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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