i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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You. Win. At. Life.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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